ABBA (revisited) with pizza and bagels

So that previous post: ABBA Sisters Shaun and I were unsure about the song that he sang in the car.. well it is confirmed that HE DID SING ABBA and I was right (as always)!!  He sang the same song twice (TLC with ABBA) and once with a different song.

So for the past few weeks I have been craving bagels until sometime last week I had that craving satisfied which were yum btw.

You know how when you want something you can't find it and when you find it you see it everywhere?  Well I was trying to remember where we went recently that sold bagels and it was somewhere that you wouldn't expect to sell them.  We went to Hall of Flames in San Francisco yesterday which sells pretty good burgers and we drove alllllll the way there from Morgan Hill (with a stop over to pick up Paul and his friend).

Me: Diyu
Shaun: Huh?
Me: Where did we go recently that sold bagels?
Shaun: That pizza place.
Me: Pizza place? What pizza place?
Shaun: Hall of Flames.
Me: Pizza place?
Shaun: Burger place. Oh Oops. Heh Heh.

t-shirt skirt

This morning I had to get ready for my class and was still in my sleeping shirt and shorts.  There's a certain way that I say shirt, skirt, and even shorts.  I asked him to get me a shirt and skirt saying it in my way.  So he starts mocking me singing "t-shirt skirt t-shirt skirt" while dancing all the way to the closet.  When he got to the closet he turns around

Shaun: Hahah what was I going to get again? Hahaha
He remembers the song again...
Shaun: t- shirt skirt t-shirt skirt

battery x money

For black Friday, I asked our friend, Anna, to get me a 3TB external hard drive at Best Buy for $99.  So we owe her $108.  Our friends and I decided to go to Global Winter Wonderland a couple weeks ago.  On Friday,  I was explaining to Shaun how we were going to get there.  I also had to tell him that we had to pitch in for parking because it was $10 per car so I rounded up to $110.

Me: Anna is going to borrow her dad's van.  So you owe Anna $110.
Shaun:  I don't have a dollar!!!
Me: ???? (confused)
Shaun: OHH I thought you meant $1.10

He ended up paying $100 flat.. Anna you should tell him to pay you!!

10 min after..

I wanted to use his 3DS so I could play my Professor Layton: The Last Specter and my Nintendogs + Cats (Golden Retriever version). We forgot the charger at my house and my battery is dead. So he exclaims..

Shaun:  MY BATTERY IS RUNNING OUT OF BATTERY!!

ABBA Sisters

Shaun and I went to my cousin's house the other day to help train my auntie and uncle's girl dog, Pepper.  When we talked to them they were calling her a "him" and "he."  Being Filipino, we have family that "him" and "her" are the same so they use it interchangeably.  So on the way home, Shaun and I were talking about it..

Shaun: I don't think I have family who do that... most of my family is Americanized.. like my sisters..
Me: Your sisters? (*Shaun is an only child*)
Shaun: Hahah yeah, (sarcastic) my sisters..


After that.. he starts singing TLC's "Don't go chasing waterfalls.." to what I think the tune sounds like"Don't go wasting your emotion" from Abba's "Lay All Your Love On Me." He says it's not, but that's what I remember it sounded like.  Hopefully one of us will figure it out.

Forgetting Black Friday

Shaun: When is black friday?
I turned around and he was already snickering to himself..

Later that night I brought it up again and was laughing that he doesn't know when Black Friday was.
Shaun: What??.. I didn't know I thought it was just a code or something.

Gucci pencils

Yesterday Shaun and I were working in the morning and it was not going so well.  We were parked in a bad location where I couldn't see my cars and I had to stand outside.  It was verrrryyyy cold AND I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt.  Who else was I going to blame because he chose to park there?! The fight was almost over and so was the count so I asked for my pencil back from him and he didn't want to give it to me at first.

Me: PENCIL!! (held out my hand)
Shaun: You act like you have no utensils!
Me: UTENSILS?!
Shaun: YEAH utensils! You ea with that shit.

 Later that evening...

This song (above) was stuck in my head with the line "you be looking bitter, I be looking better.." and I've singing that line to Shaun a few times that night already THEN he goes..

Shaun: "I be looking bitter, you be looking better.." (I didn't have time to say anything.) Oh wait.. that's not right. Shit. hahahah Shut up.

a tail light x ice cream

So we were watching the new episode of Tosh.0 at my house last night and this video came up as a web redemption video. (From the actual episode of Tosh.0) So as Tosh was interviewing him, the guy says that he hit the headlight of a parked car instead of the bumper (as Tosh thought).

Shaun: Headlight?..... You mean tail light dumbass.. (I looked at him)... right? Otherwise that car parked on the wrong side of the road.
Me: No, he's probably going the wrong way..
Shaun: ???
Me:..like on the wrong side of the street.
Shaun: I don't get it.
(Long silence because he made me second guess myself and then I was thinking of how to explain it to him.)
Me: Imagine if happened right outside of the house. (I tried to do a diagram with my hands in place where the sidewalk, car, and which way the car was driving.)
(More long silence)
I tried to explaining it to him again with my hands, but it was no use.
Shaun: ...I get what you're saying.. I'm wrong. (He dances)

They show the video again in slow motion one more time and he finally understood..

About 10 minutes..

Shaun: Man, I left the ice cream at home!!.... I'm THIRSTY!!
Me: Soo.... you want... ice cream.??
Shaun: YEAH!

brussels sprouts and pig feet

A few days ago, we were talking about brussels sprouts and how I don't like them because they seem gross.  He said that they were the white stuff (no, not dirty.) in pho and I told him that they were round and green.   I said that maybe he was talking about the onions or something and we ended the conversation there.

Until yesterday...

Last night we tried a new place to eat in Morgan Hill, Simmering Pho Cafe.  They put a plate of beansprouts and lime on the table while we waited for our food.  Their menus listed what they put in their pho.  The only thing that I didn't know the taste of is lemongrass. 

Me: Oh Diyu, maybe that's what you were talking about. (Yeah, I'm dumb I realized that lemongrass is green.)
Shaun: Noo, I don't think so.  ( He looks at the table.)  OHHH that's what they were, BEANSPROUTS!

Wth, you confuse brussels sprouts with BEANSPROUTS?!

AND THENNNN right after that conversation we were talking about what the spicy beef noodle soup had in this restaurant compared to like bun bo hue.

Shaun: There's no hoof...( he's confused).. hooves?.... pig feet. Hahaha, no wait maybe I'm thinking horses.. Is it horses?

This is halloween

So I was showing this to Shaun...(which is AWESOME btw!)


Shaun: Is this someone's house?
Me: (sarcastic) Noo.
Shaun: Well I don't know. It could be at Disneyland or something.
Then in the video a car goes by.

My set of GTI keys

As you can see in the picture, this is where our keys go at my house.  It's a bit hard to understand the picture, but all the way to the left is my Mazda and Shaun's GTI spare keys on one keychain.  The green Lego set is Shaun's and the red is mine.  Last night Shaun was putting my set of keys on there and he turns and was all worried..


Shaun: Diyu..
Me: Huh?
Shaun: Where's my key? (Talking about my spare to his GTI)
Me:...

Shaun: The one that I gave you.

Me: What?! Turn around..(I wait for him to realize it and turn around..) OHHHHH

bathroom time

We were at Shaun's house and he has that type of bathroom where there's a door between the 2 sinks and the toilet.  I usually just close the main door and leave the second door open so you can tell the toilet isn't right next to the door.  I told Shaun that I was going to shower, but I had to poop first.  (Don't like the visual? Sucks for you!) I turned on the shower to get it ready and Shaun opened the door because he had to go to the bathroom too..

Shaun: Dammit!
(He held held his breath assuming that I already pooped.)
Me: What?! I didn't do it yet!
Shaun:Why does it stink then?
Me: What the heck are you talking about? I didn't do anything yet!
Shaun: OH, maybe it's my fart. Hehehehe........ It's really stinky... hehehehehe

black heff

We were watching last week's episode of The Soup and they show a clip of this guy calls himself Black Heff.  In the clip he was showing how inside you can stack 2 giraffes to the ceiling and they still wouldn't touch each other.  I looked it up after and apparently it's actually a reality show. The more you know (insert shooting star here.)


ANYWAY..

Me:  So dumb. He's just doing this for the girls and it's not even a business part.
Shaun: Yeah... I don't understand what Heff stands for.
Me: (Stares at him)
Shaun: OH, Hugh Hefner.

Maybe he said something dumb this time because we did watch The Soup at 2 in the morning...(I'm hoping that's the reason.)

Ulta hotel key

We actually went to Oklahoma for Daniel's graduation, shopping, and gambling. Anyways, the 2nd day were there we were going back to the hotel room and I told Shaun to get my wallet because the card key was in there. I was a few feet away from him so I don't know what he's getting from my wallet...

Shaun: It doesn't work.
Me: Try the other way.
Shaun: It doesn't work.
I get closer.
Me: (seeing what what he really pulled out of my wallet) Really? Look what you're using.
Shaun: What? (Doesn't see anything wrong.)
Me: You're using the Ulta card.
Shaun: Well I don't know. I never seen you use this card before.
Me: Uh yeah.. because I hardly go there.
Shaun: Well.. I don't know.
Me: Diyu.. the cards don't even look the same!

Yeah an all orange Ulta card vs. a white, orange, and gray card with a stripe on the back AND it says welcome with the hotel name on the front.

push it back and forth

A couple stories from last week that I keep forgetting to write about.

So after having lunch with Anna at Curryupnow, we went to the Hillsdale Mall in San Mateo. We approach the Macy's door to go into the mall and Shaun goes up to the door both hands on the handle ready to PUSH the door open. His whole body is a few inches from the door and what do you know.. its PULL to open. I'm glad that I wasn't the only one who saw that because one of the girls behind us was like "I saww thaaattttt.." Of course Shaun kept saying that he was "so embarrassed" and "Mannn I can't believe I did that" the whole time we were there.

That weekend we had a garage sale at Anna's and after we were all finished, we packed up and headed back home.  Pretty much everyone left except a couple of her cousins.  Apparently during the clean up, Shaun took Anna's iphone without anyone noticing. He sat down on the couch and started taking out everything out of his pockets. Before he took out Anna's phone..

Shaun: Oh shit.

Me: What?

(Shaun shows me the phone)

Me: Call...(I was thinking Anna).. Call...(I was thinking Vu).. Just go drop it off.

Shaun gets up walks out the front door and locks it. If you don't know already, I normally park in the garage. So I waited for him to realize that the car wasn't in the front and watched him come back into the house and walked to the garage. Didn't have to say anything. He was already laughing that he was so dumb when he went past me.

whose line timberlake?

So we were watching Whose Line is it Anyway? and the mom from Brady Bunch, Florence Henderson comes on. They sing her a duet with Wayne Brady and Brad Sherwood. In the song, Wayne mentions that he's the missing child in The Brady Bunch (because of the last name if you didn't get it either). Reference

.....30 minute later (basically when the show was almost over)......

Shaun: OHHHH that's why he said... kekeke... he was the missing child kekekeke... 


 THENNNNN

We were searching through the channels and we saw that they had a tribute to Aayliah on the BET network. A small clip with Timbaland shows up in one of her videos.

Shaun: I didn't know she worked with Timberlake.
Me: Timbaland.
Shaun: Yeah, Timbaland. that's what I meant. DAMMIT.

monopoly deal

For those who don't know, Monopoly Deal is a fun game to play. So me and Shaun were done playing a few rounds (and yes he beat me) and since I was being a sore loser, I didn't want to play anymore. So he was putting it into the box and kept bugging me because he didn't know how. Now the thing is with the Monopoly Deal you have to half the deck to put the cards in (see picture above) and this isn't the first time he played so he HAS put cards AND took cards out of the box before. He was bugging me off and on for at least 30 minutes because he didn't know how to put it back in the box. For 30 minutes I kept hearing "Diyuuuuu how do you put the cards back in" "I don't know howww" and at one point I turned around and saw that he jammed the whole deck in there without halving it. FINALLYYYY he actually understood how to put the cards away alllll by himself.

Annoying AND dumb.

scarecrow

yeah yeah.. Lttp..

So me and Shaun were watching Inception. Cillian Murphy comes on screen.

Shaun: OOhh Batman.
Me: Scarecrow.
Shaun: I mean Scarecrow.
Me: No, you said Batman. I said scarecrow.
Shaun: No I said Scarecrow. You said Batman.

OMFG !@*$&#@($*# THIS IS WHY I GO CRAZY!!!!

NaCl+H2O

So I was looking at Shaun's big toe and he cut it wrong so it's been infected for awhile. I told him that he's going to end up at the doctor's office and that they're going to cut a the right side of his toe all the way to the bottom. I was telling him the story that I had a bad pedicure in the Philippines and that's what happened when I came back. Yeah, gross I know. They injected my toe and cut the nail all the way to the bottom.

Me: It didn't hurt, but when I got home I had to soak it in Epsom salt and water.

Shaun: NaCl? Sodium Chloride?

Me: Yeahhh. Na.. Cl... Sodium Chloride..

Shaun: Ohhhh.. I didn't know. Okay just because you just took chem. I always thought that NaCl was salt water.

Me: Really?? What's water then?

Shaun: H2O.

He finally understood NaCl can't be salt water. Seriously, he realizes these things once he hears them out loud.

Idk you tell me

So the other day I hit Shaun and he started laughing and started to walk away.

Shaun: HAHAHAHA... why? does it hurt? HAHAHAHAH
I turned around and I'm thinking "what the hell. why is he asking me?"
Me:Why does it hurt?
Shaun: HAHAHAHAHA I don't know why it hurts. HAHAHAHA

Yes, he was actually serious and yes he was laughing hella hard.

earphones

Okay so I've been officially cramming in last minute schoolwork this week so we headed to the Evergreen library (on Aborn) yesterday. After watching a boy dance in front of us for a few minutes and laughing at the loudest and longest fart (through my headphones) in the library, Shaun took out one of his headphones because I was telling him something and I put it in his shirt (like the picture). So after a couple minutes, i see him grabbing air next to his face and touching his ear.

Me: What the heck are you doing?
Shaun: I'm wondering why it's not working.
I grab the earphone out of his shirt and show him..
Shaun: Ohhhh. Haha. I felt the wire to this ear (right) and I felt the wire (left) to this one and I thought it was in my ear. I thought it wasn't working.
Me: You don't remember me putting it in your shirt?
Shaun: Haha no I thought it was in my ear.

UH HUH that was was sooo worth it after hearing annoying little kids scream, people walking around us waiting for us to leave, and people talking on their cell phones so loudly.

snail x cyanide and happiness

I was showing Shaun how someone on NeoGaf forum didn't get this. No surprise he didn't get it either.

Shaun: I don't get it.. how does the string...
Me: What string? How does a snail have string?
Shaun: Huh? I don't get it.
Me: "YOU'RE HOME EARLYYY"
Shaun: OHHHHH... I didn't see her face.
Me: You don't have to see her face.

PSN being down

So PSN has been down since April 19th and now there is no internet for our PS3's because people have hacked it to take people's information. That means no playing with friends online, checking out the PSN store, or NETFLIX for us. It sucks because Shaun just got Portal 2 so we could use it with our Steam accounts. Also in recent news Bin Laden has been found and is now dead as of May 2nd. Putting those together there has been jokes that PSN users have been SOOO bored that they've killed Bin Laden. Shaun tried telling me this joke today (even though i already knew it) and he goes..

Shaun: Did you hear about that thing with PSN being down and users went out and killed Obama?
Me: Obama?...... -_-; .......... Bin Laden?
Shaun: ...... shut up...
Me: This is going on the website.
Shaun:..... DAMMIT

someone can't add

We were at Red Robin and after consuming our tower of yummy onion rings, our Prime Chophouse Burgers, and drinking many glasses of the freckled lemonade, we finally check the bill. It came out to be 28something. He takes out a $20 bill and I take out 2 $5 bills and $3. I put $33 with the bill and gave it to Shaun to check if it was good enough.

Shaun: What is 20+10?

Me: What?

Shaun: ...because I added them separately.. (meaning my money and his money separately)

Shaun: What's 20+10?.... *thinking*.....130!! HAHAHAHAHA oh no wait.. HAHAHAHA 30!

Oh, diyu why do you have to add them "separately" in the first place?

responding v. respawning

I was on Shaun's Facebook and someone decided to chat with me. Since Shaun's computer and his t.v. are sharing the same screen, he decided to rush me to watch anime by using his phone as a mouse.

Me: HOLD ON! Let me respond!
Shaun: HAHAHAHAHAHA.... I thought you said respawn.. Let me respawn..

minutes later (still laughing)..
Shaun: HAHAHAHAH I got confused and was actually looking around... HAHAHAHA... I was thinking "huh? this isn't a video game."



wow. the things i supposedly can do..

WHO'S THAT POKEMONNN?!?!

Watching Pokemon from the beginning. Second episode in..
Me: who's that pokemon??
Shaun: SNORLAX!!!!!!!!
tv: IT'S KOFFING!

He had so much confidence in his answer. Hahaha.  So dumb.

sabre printers

So if anyone has seen "The Search" episode of The Office, you would know that they had a caption contest. Yesterday we were watching the part where Pam draws a picture of a Sabre printer and the picture above is making fun the company's Sabre printers. Shaun didn't get the last one so I tried to explain it to him. It says "I'm supposed to have red gloves, but my color cartridge portal is jammed...again!"

Me: It's about printers being jammed and how he's supposed to have red gloves..
Shaun Caine: I don't get.
Me: It's about printers being jammed
Shaun: I know printers get jammed... OHHHHHHH

I had to go over this a few times until he finally got it.