scarecrow

yeah yeah.. Lttp..

So me and Shaun were watching Inception. Cillian Murphy comes on screen.

Shaun: OOhh Batman.
Me: Scarecrow.
Shaun: I mean Scarecrow.
Me: No, you said Batman. I said scarecrow.
Shaun: No I said Scarecrow. You said Batman.

OMFG !@*$&#@($*# THIS IS WHY I GO CRAZY!!!!

NaCl+H2O

So I was looking at Shaun's big toe and he cut it wrong so it's been infected for awhile. I told him that he's going to end up at the doctor's office and that they're going to cut a the right side of his toe all the way to the bottom. I was telling him the story that I had a bad pedicure in the Philippines and that's what happened when I came back. Yeah, gross I know. They injected my toe and cut the nail all the way to the bottom.

Me: It didn't hurt, but when I got home I had to soak it in Epsom salt and water.

Shaun: NaCl? Sodium Chloride?

Me: Yeahhh. Na.. Cl... Sodium Chloride..

Shaun: Ohhhh.. I didn't know. Okay just because you just took chem. I always thought that NaCl was salt water.

Me: Really?? What's water then?

Shaun: H2O.

He finally understood NaCl can't be salt water. Seriously, he realizes these things once he hears them out loud.

Idk you tell me

So the other day I hit Shaun and he started laughing and started to walk away.

Shaun: HAHAHAHA... why? does it hurt? HAHAHAHAH
I turned around and I'm thinking "what the hell. why is he asking me?"
Me:Why does it hurt?
Shaun: HAHAHAHAHA I don't know why it hurts. HAHAHAHA

Yes, he was actually serious and yes he was laughing hella hard.

earphones

Okay so I've been officially cramming in last minute schoolwork this week so we headed to the Evergreen library (on Aborn) yesterday. After watching a boy dance in front of us for a few minutes and laughing at the loudest and longest fart (through my headphones) in the library, Shaun took out one of his headphones because I was telling him something and I put it in his shirt (like the picture). So after a couple minutes, i see him grabbing air next to his face and touching his ear.

Me: What the heck are you doing?
Shaun: I'm wondering why it's not working.
I grab the earphone out of his shirt and show him..
Shaun: Ohhhh. Haha. I felt the wire to this ear (right) and I felt the wire (left) to this one and I thought it was in my ear. I thought it wasn't working.
Me: You don't remember me putting it in your shirt?
Shaun: Haha no I thought it was in my ear.

UH HUH that was was sooo worth it after hearing annoying little kids scream, people walking around us waiting for us to leave, and people talking on their cell phones so loudly.

snail x cyanide and happiness

I was showing Shaun how someone on NeoGaf forum didn't get this. No surprise he didn't get it either.

Shaun: I don't get it.. how does the string...
Me: What string? How does a snail have string?
Shaun: Huh? I don't get it.
Me: "YOU'RE HOME EARLYYY"
Shaun: OHHHHH... I didn't see her face.
Me: You don't have to see her face.

PSN being down

So PSN has been down since April 19th and now there is no internet for our PS3's because people have hacked it to take people's information. That means no playing with friends online, checking out the PSN store, or NETFLIX for us. It sucks because Shaun just got Portal 2 so we could use it with our Steam accounts. Also in recent news Bin Laden has been found and is now dead as of May 2nd. Putting those together there has been jokes that PSN users have been SOOO bored that they've killed Bin Laden. Shaun tried telling me this joke today (even though i already knew it) and he goes..

Shaun: Did you hear about that thing with PSN being down and users went out and killed Obama?
Me: Obama?...... -_-; .......... Bin Laden?
Shaun: ...... shut up...
Me: This is going on the website.
Shaun:..... DAMMIT

someone can't add

We were at Red Robin and after consuming our tower of yummy onion rings, our Prime Chophouse Burgers, and drinking many glasses of the freckled lemonade, we finally check the bill. It came out to be 28something. He takes out a $20 bill and I take out 2 $5 bills and $3. I put $33 with the bill and gave it to Shaun to check if it was good enough.

Shaun: What is 20+10?

Me: What?

Shaun: ...because I added them separately.. (meaning my money and his money separately)

Shaun: What's 20+10?.... *thinking*.....130!! HAHAHAHAHA oh no wait.. HAHAHAHA 30!

Oh, diyu why do you have to add them "separately" in the first place?