Forgetting Black Friday

Shaun: When is black friday?
I turned around and he was already snickering to himself..

Later that night I brought it up again and was laughing that he doesn't know when Black Friday was.
Shaun: What??.. I didn't know I thought it was just a code or something.

Gucci pencils

Yesterday Shaun and I were working in the morning and it was not going so well.  We were parked in a bad location where I couldn't see my cars and I had to stand outside.  It was verrrryyyy cold AND I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt.  Who else was I going to blame because he chose to park there?! The fight was almost over and so was the count so I asked for my pencil back from him and he didn't want to give it to me at first.

Me: PENCIL!! (held out my hand)
Shaun: You act like you have no utensils!
Me: UTENSILS?!
Shaun: YEAH utensils! You ea with that shit.

 Later that evening...

This song (above) was stuck in my head with the line "you be looking bitter, I be looking better.." and I've singing that line to Shaun a few times that night already THEN he goes..

Shaun: "I be looking bitter, you be looking better.." (I didn't have time to say anything.) Oh wait.. that's not right. Shit. hahahah Shut up.

a tail light x ice cream

So we were watching the new episode of Tosh.0 at my house last night and this video came up as a web redemption video. (From the actual episode of Tosh.0) So as Tosh was interviewing him, the guy says that he hit the headlight of a parked car instead of the bumper (as Tosh thought).

Shaun: Headlight?..... You mean tail light dumbass.. (I looked at him)... right? Otherwise that car parked on the wrong side of the road.
Me: No, he's probably going the wrong way..
Shaun: ???
Me:..like on the wrong side of the street.
Shaun: I don't get it.
(Long silence because he made me second guess myself and then I was thinking of how to explain it to him.)
Me: Imagine if happened right outside of the house. (I tried to do a diagram with my hands in place where the sidewalk, car, and which way the car was driving.)
(More long silence)
I tried to explaining it to him again with my hands, but it was no use.
Shaun: ...I get what you're saying.. I'm wrong. (He dances)

They show the video again in slow motion one more time and he finally understood..

About 10 minutes..

Shaun: Man, I left the ice cream at home!!.... I'm THIRSTY!!
Me: Soo.... you want... ice cream.??
Shaun: YEAH!

brussels sprouts and pig feet

A few days ago, we were talking about brussels sprouts and how I don't like them because they seem gross.  He said that they were the white stuff (no, not dirty.) in pho and I told him that they were round and green.   I said that maybe he was talking about the onions or something and we ended the conversation there.

Until yesterday...

Last night we tried a new place to eat in Morgan Hill, Simmering Pho Cafe.  They put a plate of beansprouts and lime on the table while we waited for our food.  Their menus listed what they put in their pho.  The only thing that I didn't know the taste of is lemongrass. 

Me: Oh Diyu, maybe that's what you were talking about. (Yeah, I'm dumb I realized that lemongrass is green.)
Shaun: Noo, I don't think so.  ( He looks at the table.)  OHHH that's what they were, BEANSPROUTS!

Wth, you confuse brussels sprouts with BEANSPROUTS?!

AND THENNNN right after that conversation we were talking about what the spicy beef noodle soup had in this restaurant compared to like bun bo hue.

Shaun: There's no hoof...( he's confused).. hooves?.... pig feet. Hahaha, no wait maybe I'm thinking horses.. Is it horses?