hawaii

I brought my mom to the airport Friday morning.  Shaun was at his house because Ammy had appointment that morning. Fast forward to Saturday night:

Shaun: Where's your mom?
Me: What?
Shaun: Where's your mom? It's late and I haven't seen her yet.
Me:  I want you to process what you just said.
Shaun: ...... Oh wait she's in Hawaii. Hahaha
Me: (Staring at him) ....................
Shaun: (Giving me the finger) You can shut the fuck up.

Prince Harry in Vegas

SUPER late post that I saved in draft and forgot to post.  Shaun and I watching t.v. with those news commercial. This was us find out about Prince Harry in Vegas...

Shaun: Prince Harry has pictures of him in Vegas partying naked. So sad..
Me: Why?
Shaun: Why do this when you have Kate at home?
Me: ....This is going in the blog.
Shaun: Huh? Why?
Me: Prince HARRY?
Shaun: Why who's...
Me: William
Shaun: Ohhhhh shhiittt.

never nighttime

My mom bought us tickets to watch Phantom of the Opera and it was AMAZINGGGGG!!!! We were getting close to starting time and we were waiting for my mom to catch up behind us.

Me: Oh we should take a picture here... Oh nevermind we'll do it after we watch.
Shaun: Do it now because it's going to get dark.
Me: Seriously?! We're indoors. It's not going to be fake nighttime.
Shaun: OH. RIGHT. hahah

hot pockets

We came back from Mammoth Lakes and we were hungryyyy. I told Shaun to go heat up some Hot Pockets and this is what he came back with.

Me: Why are these (the cardboards) burnt? Did you put them in the cardboard?
Shaun: Yes.
Me: Did you put them in the cardboard?
Shaun:....Noo.... hahaha

higher

I was telling Shaun to guess the amount of this product.  It's a boat that fits 10 people and has a bbq grill in the middle.

Shaun: $500
Me: No. It's a boat.
Shaun: Fine. $700.
Me: No. Higher.
Shaun: $1000.
Me: Higher.
Shaun: $15,000.
Me: Higher.
Shaun: $20,000.
Me: No, Higher.
Shaun: $14,000.

I gave him a weird look and he starts laughing at himself.

BTW it costs $50,000 and I want one.

victorious x kardashians

So we were watching a re-run of Victorious of yesterday.  The intro song starts playing..

Shaun: OHHH, Tori is bold because her name is Tori...
Me: Really?! you're only getting that NOW?!
 


 THEN watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

Shaun: They live in Casablancas too?
Me: Calabasas?
Shaun: Ohhh.. (10 seconds later) What was it again? Casaaa..... blancas?

I haven't been on Neogaf for awhile and the one thread that I can always go back to is "Pics that make you laugh."  I was showing Shaun this picture:

Me: Look Diyu, isn't this funny..
Shaun: I don't get it.
Me: WHAT?! What do you mean you don't get it?
Shaun: What's the baking soda for?
Me: What do you think it's for?
Shaun: I don't know.... I kind of get it. Tell me.
Me: No, YOU tell me what you see.
Shaun: A guy robbed a store with a big ass gun..
Me: IT'S A STORY NOW?!?!
Shaun: Well I see money..
Me: Baking soda... powder... then you open the tea bag and what would that look like...?
Shaun: Tea?? I get it coke and tea....because they're black and they like tea?
Me: Nooo, you open it up and it looks like....????
Shaun: A tea bag?............ Nut sack???... OHHHHH MJ....