hot pockets

We came back from Mammoth Lakes and we were hungryyyy. I told Shaun to go heat up some Hot Pockets and this is what he came back with.

Me: Why are these (the cardboards) burnt? Did you put them in the cardboard?
Shaun: Yes.
Me: Did you put them in the cardboard?
Shaun:....Noo.... hahaha

higher

I was telling Shaun to guess the amount of this product.  It's a boat that fits 10 people and has a bbq grill in the middle.

Shaun: $500
Me: No. It's a boat.
Shaun: Fine. $700.
Me: No. Higher.
Shaun: $1000.
Me: Higher.
Shaun: $15,000.
Me: Higher.
Shaun: $20,000.
Me: No, Higher.
Shaun: $14,000.

I gave him a weird look and he starts laughing at himself.

BTW it costs $50,000 and I want one.

victorious x kardashians

So we were watching a re-run of Victorious of yesterday.  The intro song starts playing..

Shaun: OHHH, Tori is bold because her name is Tori...
Me: Really?! you're only getting that NOW?!
 


 THEN watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

Shaun: They live in Casablancas too?
Me: Calabasas?
Shaun: Ohhh.. (10 seconds later) What was it again? Casaaa..... blancas?

I haven't been on Neogaf for awhile and the one thread that I can always go back to is "Pics that make you laugh."  I was showing Shaun this picture:

Me: Look Diyu, isn't this funny..
Shaun: I don't get it.
Me: WHAT?! What do you mean you don't get it?
Shaun: What's the baking soda for?
Me: What do you think it's for?
Shaun: I don't know.... I kind of get it. Tell me.
Me: No, YOU tell me what you see.
Shaun: A guy robbed a store with a big ass gun..
Me: IT'S A STORY NOW?!?!
Shaun: Well I see money..
Me: Baking soda... powder... then you open the tea bag and what would that look like...?
Shaun: Tea?? I get it coke and tea....because they're black and they like tea?
Me: Nooo, you open it up and it looks like....????
Shaun: A tea bag?............ Nut sack???... OHHHHH MJ....

driving my mom around

So we went to have lunch with my mom in Palo Alto.  My mom is iffy about food trucks and doesn't really know about the new generation of them.  I found out that Mogos Bbq, a Korean taco truck, was down the street to her work so we decided to take her there even though we JUST ate Korean food.  She doesn't understand that the truck doesn't go to the same location unless it's a food truck event.  She asked them the same question about if they go there everyday and Shaun got embarrassed and started walking away.  I thought that was really funny because my mom couldn't stop asking the guy questions.

ANYWAYYY about Shaun...

Shaun was driving us and we were about to leave the parking lot.

Me: DIYU! You're going the wrong way.
My Mom: Ay Apo!
Shaun: Is that a dog or something?
Me: HAHAHAHA

starbucks vs. a real estate compapny

So for work, there are a few times where we can count inside restaurant or something.  We are at afternoon count and I told Shaun to get me a passion tea, sweetened and scout if there was anywhere to sit.  He gets out of the car and I see a lot of people walk into Starbucks before him.  I don't know why, but he walks in the real estate company instead!! He turns around and starts laughing as he walks in the right door. It's like he didn't know where Starbucks was.. We were counting across from it in the morning!
(Sorry for poor picture, Shaun needs to clean his car.)

vocab lesson #1

Shaun's vocabulary:

Pint: read as in hint.

Quint Insessial: He told me his love for me was quint insessial.