nopales en penca x microwave

A couple things happened last week. 1) I was looking through the sales and ads that come in the mail.  Among the ads there was one from Lucky 7 which is a Mexican supermarket in the area.

Shaun: What does nopales en penca mean?
Me: Cactus?
Shaun: Really?
Me: Yeah, read it. It's right there.
Shaun: You learned it in spanish?
Me: Nooo, it's right there in red.
He still couldn't find it so I had to actually point it out for him. 
Shaun: Hahaha Ohhh... I didn't see it.

2) I came back to Tala's birthday lunch and we didn't get any food for Shaun and he didn't want us, my mom and I, to go out of the way to get food.  So I told him to finish the mac and cheese from the other day.  He stuck it in the microwave to heat.  With my back to the microwave

Me: Where's the lid (so I could use it as a plate for snacks.)
Shaun: In the microwave.
Me: AND you covered it?
Shaun:.. HAHAHAHA.. yeah.. hahahah.

Believe it or not he took that 2nd picture of his own stupidity.

EEEP Missiles

Shaun and I were heading back to my house from Morgan Hill when he a line in the sky (see picture). Shaun decides to scream while I'm looking at my phone.

Shaun: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Me: (startled and looking around to see what happened) What?
Shaun: THERE'S A MISSILE IN THE SKY!!!!!
Me: Uh, no Diyu that's a jet.
Shaun: Oh... Really?
Me: Yeahh.

blind with love

Shaun and I had a disagreement on something and this was his response to ignore me.

Shaun: I can't hear you I'm blind with love.

Lion King Flames

We're at our friend's, Diana, house and we were semi-watching Lion King and all the stuff we never noticed and wouldn't be true in real life. We were at the part where Scar dies and the flames come up to hide him dying.

Shaun: Haha it turns into a blob.
Me: No the flames come up and hide it.
2 minutes later..
Shaun: Do flames cast shadows?
Me: Uhhhhh. Yeah, it's light.

Mentats

Shaun were talking about dogs wet noses and how it's a myth.  I couldn't think of the word (myth) at first and Shaun just finish playing Fall Out: New Vegas.  So I was thinking of how people eat Mentos with Soda, but I couldn't think of what that was called either so I asked Shaun.

Me: What's it called when people eat Mentos and Soda together.
Shaun: ???  I was like dude it's Mentats. What the hell is wrong with her....  Hehehe (silent laugh to himself) Mentats... Yeahhh

For some reason I knew he would say Mentats (kind of because I was thinking it too, BUT I wasn't dumb enough to mix pills from a game to a real life candy.) For those who don't know Mentats are  considered a drug in the game, but gives you a minor boost.  So while he was laughing to himself I knew the words: urban legend and myth were the words I was looking for.  Also during this time, I realized it was Pop Rocks not Mentos. Haha 

kaji's age

Shaun was telling Kaji that he's old and then he starts making fun of him because of it.

Shaun: (To Kaji) Ha ha you're old.  (To me) How old is he again?
Me: '04.
Shaun: So 8.
Me: No 7
Shaun: Yeah 8.
Me: No because his birthday is in December.
Shaun: (To Kaji) You're old. You're 35.
(I give him a weird look.)
Shaun: Is he? No he's 49.
I'm still looking at him weird to see if he'll second guess himself.
Shaun: 49.... right? Do you know?
Me: Yes.
Shaun: Is it 49?
FINALLY he does the calculations himself to find out that he was right awhile ago.

Study

I'm having a test next week on the skeleton and I like to point them out on either myself or Shaun. So I was doing the parts of his sternum when he said something real corny to me.

Shaun: I love when you study my body baby.

Ugh. No thanks. I started laughing because it was so bad.