El manana x work

Shaun and I are working on Stevens Creek right now and I wanted to listen to The Singles Collection of Gorillaz.  He starts singing Clint Eastwood so I decided to change it to El Manana.


Shaun: The Manana. Hahahahaha
Me: -_- the Manana?....... the Manana?
Shaun: Hahahaha wait what does el mean? Hahahaha


We're still at count and we have to record our last numbers so I ask him for his numbers.
Shaun: (for cars going straight) 9391
I write it down.
Shaun: 9319
Me: what?
(We never had no more than 3000 cars in the 2 hours we count) He looks at his numbers and looks at the paper then did a double take until he knew he messed up the numbers.
Shaun: 1319
It's probably not as funny but sounded pretty confident in those numbers.


Anyway, even though we don't really celebrate it, Happy Valentine's Day!

Call!

Well I totally forgot we had work today and was playing lotro (Lord of the Rings Online) with Shaun until like 1 am. We had to wake up at 545.  So I went to sleep right away and Shaun goes to bed after I do.  I get woken up by

Shaun: CALL L****!!! (It was some name that started with an L and it wasn't anyone that we knew of.)
Me: call L****??
Shaun: huh? Oh.... hehe

Shaun screaming in the middle of the night saying some dude's name we don't even know..

Then just before I started this post he puts his hand in front of my forehead and flicks me!

Shaun: (laughing and scared for his life jk) I didn't mean to! It was an accident! It was an accident! Hahaha I'm sorry it was an accident! Hahahah.. I was holding (the position) pretty hard but I didn't mean to do it! Haha and then he tries the same thing and almost hits me again! And of course is still laughing.

who is she?

So I was talking to my cousin, Kyle, on the phone about going Fanime this year and that he already per-registered so it's cheaper than paying the day of.

Me (to Shaun): Diyu, we're going right?
Shaun: What if I don't want to go?
Me (to Kyle): He doesn't want to go.
Kyle:  So it'll be me and his girlfriend hahaha
Me (to Shaun): So it'll be Kyle and your girlfriend.
Shaun: Who? Who's my girlfriend?
Me: Seriously?! Who is your girlfriend?

elevators x wordfued

We were in Reno for the past weekend thanks to Grand Sierra and giving FREE rooms for 2 nights. yay.  Saturday night I got really sore from walking around so we had to borrow a wheelchair from the hotel.  We were going down to meet the others at the Lodge buffet for dinner.  I was on the phone talking to Justin and Shaun pushes me into the elevator so that I'm facing the wall and not the door.  There's another girl that was already in there.  The elevator opens and Shaun starts to wheel me out.  I turned around and there's a lady that's waiting to go into the elevator. I'm almost out of the elevator..

Lady outside elevator: Uhhh.. this is the 3rd floor.
Shaun: (looks around) OH haha. (Wheels me in back into the elevator)
Girl inside elevator: haha it's okay I did that earlier too.
Me inside the whole time shaking me head while still talking to Justin.
Shaun: (laughing to himself)



When we got home today Shaun was playing Wordfeud against me on his Nook Color.  I was trying to look over to see what letters he had, but he wouldn't let me see even though it was still loading.  So I tried to look at his glasses to see the reflection, but it was taking too long to load and he caught me trying to see so he took off his glasses.  Once it loaded he didn't notice me that I could see his letters.

Me: I I N P R..
Shaun: (catches me looking) DENG I thought you saw my letters in the reflection in my eyes.. I was like 'wtf you could be an agent or something' haha

winne the pooh x apples

So we were watching t.v. and I was telling Shaun that the Mc Donald's commercial about the apple tree sounds like the Winne the Pooh song.

Shaun: ♫ Winne the Pooh.. Winne the Pooh.. ♪
Me: Nooooo the other one.. the hella old one with Christopher Robin.
Shaun: ♫ Winne the Pooh.. Winne the Pooh.. ♪
Me: Noo. This one. 

I can't believe that he's never heard of this song and we're only MONTHS apart... oh well, brings back memories for me.

camera phones

I don't know if it's because we've been nocturnal recently or what, but it takes a way longer time to get jokes.  I was looking on a thread of pics that make you laugh on neogaf and I showed him this picture:

Shaun: I don't get it.
Me: What do people take pictures of themselves in the mirror?
Shaun: What?....Myspace?
Me: -_- WHAT DO PEOPLE USE TO TAKE PICTURES IN THE MIRROR?
Shaun: I don't know...
Me: CAMERA PHONES!!!!!
Shaun: oh are they like making fun of the "phone"... (yes, he actually used the air quotation marks and I stopped listening to him because I gave up at that point.)

the soup x celebrity rehab

Once again it was past 2 a.m. and we were watching The Soup on E! We watch an old episode and they were talking about Michael Lohan arguing with Kate Major (episode: you're killing me- 2:04) She asks him "Why the f*** are you with me?" and Lohan responds "because you put it in every part of your body, that's why." I started laughing and I looked at Shaun thinking he got it too but nope.

Shaun: What? I don't get it.
Me:....
Shaun: What? Can you just tell me?..... Don't put this in your blog.
Me:.....
Shaun: OHHHHH, I get it. 'you put it in every part of your body.' hehehehe