the soup x celebrity rehab

Once again it was past 2 a.m. and we were watching The Soup on E! We watch an old episode and they were talking about Michael Lohan arguing with Kate Major (episode: you're killing me- 2:04) She asks him "Why the f*** are you with me?" and Lohan responds "because you put it in every part of your body, that's why." I started laughing and I looked at Shaun thinking he got it too but nope.

Shaun: What? I don't get it.
Me:....
Shaun: What? Can you just tell me?..... Don't put this in your blog.
Me:.....
Shaun: OHHHHH, I get it. 'you put it in every part of your body.' hehehehe

ABBA (revisited) with pizza and bagels

So that previous post: ABBA Sisters Shaun and I were unsure about the song that he sang in the car.. well it is confirmed that HE DID SING ABBA and I was right (as always)!!  He sang the same song twice (TLC with ABBA) and once with a different song.

So for the past few weeks I have been craving bagels until sometime last week I had that craving satisfied which were yum btw.

You know how when you want something you can't find it and when you find it you see it everywhere?  Well I was trying to remember where we went recently that sold bagels and it was somewhere that you wouldn't expect to sell them.  We went to Hall of Flames in San Francisco yesterday which sells pretty good burgers and we drove alllllll the way there from Morgan Hill (with a stop over to pick up Paul and his friend).

Me: Diyu
Shaun: Huh?
Me: Where did we go recently that sold bagels?
Shaun: That pizza place.
Me: Pizza place? What pizza place?
Shaun: Hall of Flames.
Me: Pizza place?
Shaun: Burger place. Oh Oops. Heh Heh.

t-shirt skirt

This morning I had to get ready for my class and was still in my sleeping shirt and shorts.  There's a certain way that I say shirt, skirt, and even shorts.  I asked him to get me a shirt and skirt saying it in my way.  So he starts mocking me singing "t-shirt skirt t-shirt skirt" while dancing all the way to the closet.  When he got to the closet he turns around

Shaun: Hahah what was I going to get again? Hahaha
He remembers the song again...
Shaun: t- shirt skirt t-shirt skirt

battery x money

For black Friday, I asked our friend, Anna, to get me a 3TB external hard drive at Best Buy for $99.  So we owe her $108.  Our friends and I decided to go to Global Winter Wonderland a couple weeks ago.  On Friday,  I was explaining to Shaun how we were going to get there.  I also had to tell him that we had to pitch in for parking because it was $10 per car so I rounded up to $110.

Me: Anna is going to borrow her dad's van.  So you owe Anna $110.
Shaun:  I don't have a dollar!!!
Me: ???? (confused)
Shaun: OHH I thought you meant $1.10

He ended up paying $100 flat.. Anna you should tell him to pay you!!

10 min after..

I wanted to use his 3DS so I could play my Professor Layton: The Last Specter and my Nintendogs + Cats (Golden Retriever version). We forgot the charger at my house and my battery is dead. So he exclaims..

Shaun:  MY BATTERY IS RUNNING OUT OF BATTERY!!

ABBA Sisters

Shaun and I went to my cousin's house the other day to help train my auntie and uncle's girl dog, Pepper.  When we talked to them they were calling her a "him" and "he."  Being Filipino, we have family that "him" and "her" are the same so they use it interchangeably.  So on the way home, Shaun and I were talking about it..

Shaun: I don't think I have family who do that... most of my family is Americanized.. like my sisters..
Me: Your sisters? (*Shaun is an only child*)
Shaun: Hahah yeah, (sarcastic) my sisters..


After that.. he starts singing TLC's "Don't go chasing waterfalls.." to what I think the tune sounds like"Don't go wasting your emotion" from Abba's "Lay All Your Love On Me." He says it's not, but that's what I remember it sounded like.  Hopefully one of us will figure it out.

Forgetting Black Friday

Shaun: When is black friday?
I turned around and he was already snickering to himself..

Later that night I brought it up again and was laughing that he doesn't know when Black Friday was.
Shaun: What??.. I didn't know I thought it was just a code or something.

Gucci pencils

Yesterday Shaun and I were working in the morning and it was not going so well.  We were parked in a bad location where I couldn't see my cars and I had to stand outside.  It was verrrryyyy cold AND I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt.  Who else was I going to blame because he chose to park there?! The fight was almost over and so was the count so I asked for my pencil back from him and he didn't want to give it to me at first.

Me: PENCIL!! (held out my hand)
Shaun: You act like you have no utensils!
Me: UTENSILS?!
Shaun: YEAH utensils! You ea with that shit.

 Later that evening...

This song (above) was stuck in my head with the line "you be looking bitter, I be looking better.." and I've singing that line to Shaun a few times that night already THEN he goes..

Shaun: "I be looking bitter, you be looking better.." (I didn't have time to say anything.) Oh wait.. that's not right. Shit. hahahah Shut up.