bathroom time

We were at Shaun's house and he has that type of bathroom where there's a door between the 2 sinks and the toilet.  I usually just close the main door and leave the second door open so you can tell the toilet isn't right next to the door.  I told Shaun that I was going to shower, but I had to poop first.  (Don't like the visual? Sucks for you!) I turned on the shower to get it ready and Shaun opened the door because he had to go to the bathroom too..

Shaun: Dammit!
(He held held his breath assuming that I already pooped.)
Me: What?! I didn't do it yet!
Shaun:Why does it stink then?
Me: What the heck are you talking about? I didn't do anything yet!
Shaun: OH, maybe it's my fart. Hehehehe........ It's really stinky... hehehehehe

black heff

We were watching last week's episode of The Soup and they show a clip of this guy calls himself Black Heff.  In the clip he was showing how inside you can stack 2 giraffes to the ceiling and they still wouldn't touch each other.  I looked it up after and apparently it's actually a reality show. The more you know (insert shooting star here.)


ANYWAY..

Me:  So dumb. He's just doing this for the girls and it's not even a business part.
Shaun: Yeah... I don't understand what Heff stands for.
Me: (Stares at him)
Shaun: OH, Hugh Hefner.

Maybe he said something dumb this time because we did watch The Soup at 2 in the morning...(I'm hoping that's the reason.)

Ulta hotel key

We actually went to Oklahoma for Daniel's graduation, shopping, and gambling. Anyways, the 2nd day were there we were going back to the hotel room and I told Shaun to get my wallet because the card key was in there. I was a few feet away from him so I don't know what he's getting from my wallet...

Shaun: It doesn't work.
Me: Try the other way.
Shaun: It doesn't work.
I get closer.
Me: (seeing what what he really pulled out of my wallet) Really? Look what you're using.
Shaun: What? (Doesn't see anything wrong.)
Me: You're using the Ulta card.
Shaun: Well I don't know. I never seen you use this card before.
Me: Uh yeah.. because I hardly go there.
Shaun: Well.. I don't know.
Me: Diyu.. the cards don't even look the same!

Yeah an all orange Ulta card vs. a white, orange, and gray card with a stripe on the back AND it says welcome with the hotel name on the front.

push it back and forth

A couple stories from last week that I keep forgetting to write about.

So after having lunch with Anna at Curryupnow, we went to the Hillsdale Mall in San Mateo. We approach the Macy's door to go into the mall and Shaun goes up to the door both hands on the handle ready to PUSH the door open. His whole body is a few inches from the door and what do you know.. its PULL to open. I'm glad that I wasn't the only one who saw that because one of the girls behind us was like "I saww thaaattttt.." Of course Shaun kept saying that he was "so embarrassed" and "Mannn I can't believe I did that" the whole time we were there.

That weekend we had a garage sale at Anna's and after we were all finished, we packed up and headed back home.  Pretty much everyone left except a couple of her cousins.  Apparently during the clean up, Shaun took Anna's iphone without anyone noticing. He sat down on the couch and started taking out everything out of his pockets. Before he took out Anna's phone..

Shaun: Oh shit.

Me: What?

(Shaun shows me the phone)

Me: Call...(I was thinking Anna).. Call...(I was thinking Vu).. Just go drop it off.

Shaun gets up walks out the front door and locks it. If you don't know already, I normally park in the garage. So I waited for him to realize that the car wasn't in the front and watched him come back into the house and walked to the garage. Didn't have to say anything. He was already laughing that he was so dumb when he went past me.

whose line timberlake?

So we were watching Whose Line is it Anyway? and the mom from Brady Bunch, Florence Henderson comes on. They sing her a duet with Wayne Brady and Brad Sherwood. In the song, Wayne mentions that he's the missing child in The Brady Bunch (because of the last name if you didn't get it either). Reference

.....30 minute later (basically when the show was almost over)......

Shaun: OHHHH that's why he said... kekeke... he was the missing child kekekeke... 


 THENNNNN

We were searching through the channels and we saw that they had a tribute to Aayliah on the BET network. A small clip with Timbaland shows up in one of her videos.

Shaun: I didn't know she worked with Timberlake.
Me: Timbaland.
Shaun: Yeah, Timbaland. that's what I meant. DAMMIT.

monopoly deal

For those who don't know, Monopoly Deal is a fun game to play. So me and Shaun were done playing a few rounds (and yes he beat me) and since I was being a sore loser, I didn't want to play anymore. So he was putting it into the box and kept bugging me because he didn't know how. Now the thing is with the Monopoly Deal you have to half the deck to put the cards in (see picture above) and this isn't the first time he played so he HAS put cards AND took cards out of the box before. He was bugging me off and on for at least 30 minutes because he didn't know how to put it back in the box. For 30 minutes I kept hearing "Diyuuuuu how do you put the cards back in" "I don't know howww" and at one point I turned around and saw that he jammed the whole deck in there without halving it. FINALLYYYY he actually understood how to put the cards away alllll by himself.

Annoying AND dumb.

scarecrow

yeah yeah.. Lttp..

So me and Shaun were watching Inception. Cillian Murphy comes on screen.

Shaun: OOhh Batman.
Me: Scarecrow.
Shaun: I mean Scarecrow.
Me: No, you said Batman. I said scarecrow.
Shaun: No I said Scarecrow. You said Batman.

OMFG !@*$&#@($*# THIS IS WHY I GO CRAZY!!!!