elevators

Shaun and I received a voucher to Grand Sierra Resort in Reno, NV to 2 free nights.  Ate dinner, fell asleep and got ready for the next day.  We were going to visit stores and shop and whatever else came to mind.  We leave the hotel room and approach the elevators and he stops.

Me: What are you doing?
Shaun: Hahahah Oh yeah I thought they opened on their own.

Sweet nothings

Me (whispering in his ear): Sweet nothing sweet nothing sweet nothing sweet nothing..
Shaun: I don't want that
Me: But its supposed to be romantic
Shaun: there's nothing romantic about your stupid
Me: YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Shaun: Huh I didn't say that!
Me: Yea that's what you said! That's why I said you were mean!
Shaun:....That's not what I said in my head..

Him laughing and repeating there's nothing romantic about 'you're stupid'

pier 1

We were watching re-runs of Friends and a Pier 1 commerical comes on...

Shaun: Have you been there? Is that the one in SF?
Me: No. There's one onnnnnn.... Blossom Hill. It's small the last time I went.
Shaun:  Is it like the one in SF?  Is it like the one on the pier?
Me: ......?????
Shaun: I don't know. That's what I think when I hear 'pier'!

IRL

I was holding Kaji and scratching his tummy between me and Shaun.  Kaji has kind of gotten used to it where he's on his back and us scratching his tummy where can start to fall asleep.

Shaun: I wish I can fall asleep that fast.
Me: Yeah you do.
Shaun: That fast?!
Me: Yeah, like that night where you had to study hella late.
Shaun: Yesterday.. I mean 2 days ago..
Me: Yeah, you were hella snoring too, non-stop.  Remember when I told you I couldn't sleep the whole night? You didn't stop snoring.
Shaun: Really? You should've woke me up. Why didn't you wake me up in real life?

hawaii

I brought my mom to the airport Friday morning.  Shaun was at his house because Ammy had appointment that morning. Fast forward to Saturday night:

Shaun: Where's your mom?
Me: What?
Shaun: Where's your mom? It's late and I haven't seen her yet.
Me:  I want you to process what you just said.
Shaun: ...... Oh wait she's in Hawaii. Hahaha
Me: (Staring at him) ....................
Shaun: (Giving me the finger) You can shut the fuck up.

Prince Harry in Vegas

SUPER late post that I saved in draft and forgot to post.  Shaun and I watching t.v. with those news commercial. This was us find out about Prince Harry in Vegas...

Shaun: Prince Harry has pictures of him in Vegas partying naked. So sad..
Me: Why?
Shaun: Why do this when you have Kate at home?
Me: ....This is going in the blog.
Shaun: Huh? Why?
Me: Prince HARRY?
Shaun: Why who's...
Me: William
Shaun: Ohhhhh shhiittt.

never nighttime

My mom bought us tickets to watch Phantom of the Opera and it was AMAZINGGGGG!!!! We were getting close to starting time and we were waiting for my mom to catch up behind us.

Me: Oh we should take a picture here... Oh nevermind we'll do it after we watch.
Shaun: Do it now because it's going to get dark.
Me: Seriously?! We're indoors. It's not going to be fake nighttime.
Shaun: OH. RIGHT. hahah

hot pockets

We came back from Mammoth Lakes and we were hungryyyy. I told Shaun to go heat up some Hot Pockets and this is what he came back with.

Me: Why are these (the cardboards) burnt? Did you put them in the cardboard?
Shaun: Yes.
Me: Did you put them in the cardboard?
Shaun:....Noo.... hahaha

higher

I was telling Shaun to guess the amount of this product.  It's a boat that fits 10 people and has a bbq grill in the middle.

Shaun: $500
Me: No. It's a boat.
Shaun: Fine. $700.
Me: No. Higher.
Shaun: $1000.
Me: Higher.
Shaun: $15,000.
Me: Higher.
Shaun: $20,000.
Me: No, Higher.
Shaun: $14,000.

I gave him a weird look and he starts laughing at himself.

BTW it costs $50,000 and I want one.

victorious x kardashians

So we were watching a re-run of Victorious of yesterday.  The intro song starts playing..

Shaun: OHHH, Tori is bold because her name is Tori...
Me: Really?! you're only getting that NOW?!
 


 THEN watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

Shaun: They live in Casablancas too?
Me: Calabasas?
Shaun: Ohhh.. (10 seconds later) What was it again? Casaaa..... blancas?

I haven't been on Neogaf for awhile and the one thread that I can always go back to is "Pics that make you laugh."  I was showing Shaun this picture:

Me: Look Diyu, isn't this funny..
Shaun: I don't get it.
Me: WHAT?! What do you mean you don't get it?
Shaun: What's the baking soda for?
Me: What do you think it's for?
Shaun: I don't know.... I kind of get it. Tell me.
Me: No, YOU tell me what you see.
Shaun: A guy robbed a store with a big ass gun..
Me: IT'S A STORY NOW?!?!
Shaun: Well I see money..
Me: Baking soda... powder... then you open the tea bag and what would that look like...?
Shaun: Tea?? I get it coke and tea....because they're black and they like tea?
Me: Nooo, you open it up and it looks like....????
Shaun: A tea bag?............ Nut sack???... OHHHHH MJ....

driving my mom around

So we went to have lunch with my mom in Palo Alto.  My mom is iffy about food trucks and doesn't really know about the new generation of them.  I found out that Mogos Bbq, a Korean taco truck, was down the street to her work so we decided to take her there even though we JUST ate Korean food.  She doesn't understand that the truck doesn't go to the same location unless it's a food truck event.  She asked them the same question about if they go there everyday and Shaun got embarrassed and started walking away.  I thought that was really funny because my mom couldn't stop asking the guy questions.

ANYWAYYY about Shaun...

Shaun was driving us and we were about to leave the parking lot.

Me: DIYU! You're going the wrong way.
My Mom: Ay Apo!
Shaun: Is that a dog or something?
Me: HAHAHAHA

starbucks vs. a real estate compapny

So for work, there are a few times where we can count inside restaurant or something.  We are at afternoon count and I told Shaun to get me a passion tea, sweetened and scout if there was anywhere to sit.  He gets out of the car and I see a lot of people walk into Starbucks before him.  I don't know why, but he walks in the real estate company instead!! He turns around and starts laughing as he walks in the right door. It's like he didn't know where Starbucks was.. We were counting across from it in the morning!
(Sorry for poor picture, Shaun needs to clean his car.)

vocab lesson #1

Shaun's vocabulary:

Pint: read as in hint.

Quint Insessial: He told me his love for me was quint insessial.

nopales en penca x microwave

A couple things happened last week. 1) I was looking through the sales and ads that come in the mail.  Among the ads there was one from Lucky 7 which is a Mexican supermarket in the area.

Shaun: What does nopales en penca mean?
Me: Cactus?
Shaun: Really?
Me: Yeah, read it. It's right there.
Shaun: You learned it in spanish?
Me: Nooo, it's right there in red.
He still couldn't find it so I had to actually point it out for him. 
Shaun: Hahaha Ohhh... I didn't see it.

2) I came back to Tala's birthday lunch and we didn't get any food for Shaun and he didn't want us, my mom and I, to go out of the way to get food.  So I told him to finish the mac and cheese from the other day.  He stuck it in the microwave to heat.  With my back to the microwave

Me: Where's the lid (so I could use it as a plate for snacks.)
Shaun: In the microwave.
Me: AND you covered it?
Shaun:.. HAHAHAHA.. yeah.. hahahah.

Believe it or not he took that 2nd picture of his own stupidity.

EEEP Missiles

Shaun and I were heading back to my house from Morgan Hill when he a line in the sky (see picture). Shaun decides to scream while I'm looking at my phone.

Shaun: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Me: (startled and looking around to see what happened) What?
Shaun: THERE'S A MISSILE IN THE SKY!!!!!
Me: Uh, no Diyu that's a jet.
Shaun: Oh... Really?
Me: Yeahh.

blind with love

Shaun and I had a disagreement on something and this was his response to ignore me.

Shaun: I can't hear you I'm blind with love.

Lion King Flames

We're at our friend's, Diana, house and we were semi-watching Lion King and all the stuff we never noticed and wouldn't be true in real life. We were at the part where Scar dies and the flames come up to hide him dying.

Shaun: Haha it turns into a blob.
Me: No the flames come up and hide it.
2 minutes later..
Shaun: Do flames cast shadows?
Me: Uhhhhh. Yeah, it's light.

Mentats

Shaun were talking about dogs wet noses and how it's a myth.  I couldn't think of the word (myth) at first and Shaun just finish playing Fall Out: New Vegas.  So I was thinking of how people eat Mentos with Soda, but I couldn't think of what that was called either so I asked Shaun.

Me: What's it called when people eat Mentos and Soda together.
Shaun: ???  I was like dude it's Mentats. What the hell is wrong with her....  Hehehe (silent laugh to himself) Mentats... Yeahhh

For some reason I knew he would say Mentats (kind of because I was thinking it too, BUT I wasn't dumb enough to mix pills from a game to a real life candy.) For those who don't know Mentats are  considered a drug in the game, but gives you a minor boost.  So while he was laughing to himself I knew the words: urban legend and myth were the words I was looking for.  Also during this time, I realized it was Pop Rocks not Mentos. Haha 

kaji's age

Shaun was telling Kaji that he's old and then he starts making fun of him because of it.

Shaun: (To Kaji) Ha ha you're old.  (To me) How old is he again?
Me: '04.
Shaun: So 8.
Me: No 7
Shaun: Yeah 8.
Me: No because his birthday is in December.
Shaun: (To Kaji) You're old. You're 35.
(I give him a weird look.)
Shaun: Is he? No he's 49.
I'm still looking at him weird to see if he'll second guess himself.
Shaun: 49.... right? Do you know?
Me: Yes.
Shaun: Is it 49?
FINALLY he does the calculations himself to find out that he was right awhile ago.