Sweet nothings

Me (whispering in his ear): Sweet nothing sweet nothing sweet nothing sweet nothing..
Shaun: I don't want that
Me: But its supposed to be romantic
Shaun: there's nothing romantic about your stupid
Me: YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Shaun: Huh I didn't say that!
Me: Yea that's what you said! That's why I said you were mean!
Shaun:....That's not what I said in my head..

Him laughing and repeating there's nothing romantic about 'you're stupid'

pier 1

We were watching re-runs of Friends and a Pier 1 commerical comes on...

Shaun: Have you been there? Is that the one in SF?
Me: No. There's one onnnnnn.... Blossom Hill. It's small the last time I went.
Shaun:  Is it like the one in SF?  Is it like the one on the pier?
Me: ......?????
Shaun: I don't know. That's what I think when I hear 'pier'!

IRL

I was holding Kaji and scratching his tummy between me and Shaun.  Kaji has kind of gotten used to it where he's on his back and us scratching his tummy where can start to fall asleep.

Shaun: I wish I can fall asleep that fast.
Me: Yeah you do.
Shaun: That fast?!
Me: Yeah, like that night where you had to study hella late.
Shaun: Yesterday.. I mean 2 days ago..
Me: Yeah, you were hella snoring too, non-stop.  Remember when I told you I couldn't sleep the whole night? You didn't stop snoring.
Shaun: Really? You should've woke me up. Why didn't you wake me up in real life?