hawaii

I brought my mom to the airport Friday morning.  Shaun was at his house because Ammy had appointment that morning. Fast forward to Saturday night:

Shaun: Where's your mom?
Me: What?
Shaun: Where's your mom? It's late and I haven't seen her yet.
Me:  I want you to process what you just said.
Shaun: ...... Oh wait she's in Hawaii. Hahaha
Me: (Staring at him) ....................
Shaun: (Giving me the finger) You can shut the fuck up.

Prince Harry in Vegas

SUPER late post that I saved in draft and forgot to post.  Shaun and I watching t.v. with those news commercial. This was us find out about Prince Harry in Vegas...

Shaun: Prince Harry has pictures of him in Vegas partying naked. So sad..
Me: Why?
Shaun: Why do this when you have Kate at home?
Me: ....This is going in the blog.
Shaun: Huh? Why?
Me: Prince HARRY?
Shaun: Why who's...
Me: William
Shaun: Ohhhhh shhiittt.