higher

I was telling Shaun to guess the amount of this product.  It's a boat that fits 10 people and has a bbq grill in the middle.

Shaun: $500
Me: No. It's a boat.
Shaun: Fine. $700.
Me: No. Higher.
Shaun: $1000.
Me: Higher.
Shaun: $15,000.
Me: Higher.
Shaun: $20,000.
Me: No, Higher.
Shaun: $14,000.

I gave him a weird look and he starts laughing at himself.

BTW it costs $50,000 and I want one.

victorious x kardashians

So we were watching a re-run of Victorious of yesterday.  The intro song starts playing..

Shaun: OHHH, Tori is bold because her name is Tori...
Me: Really?! you're only getting that NOW?!
 


 THEN watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

Shaun: They live in Casablancas too?
Me: Calabasas?
Shaun: Ohhh.. (10 seconds later) What was it again? Casaaa..... blancas?

I haven't been on Neogaf for awhile and the one thread that I can always go back to is "Pics that make you laugh."  I was showing Shaun this picture:

Me: Look Diyu, isn't this funny..
Shaun: I don't get it.
Me: WHAT?! What do you mean you don't get it?
Shaun: What's the baking soda for?
Me: What do you think it's for?
Shaun: I don't know.... I kind of get it. Tell me.
Me: No, YOU tell me what you see.
Shaun: A guy robbed a store with a big ass gun..
Me: IT'S A STORY NOW?!?!
Shaun: Well I see money..
Me: Baking soda... powder... then you open the tea bag and what would that look like...?
Shaun: Tea?? I get it coke and tea....because they're black and they like tea?
Me: Nooo, you open it up and it looks like....????
Shaun: A tea bag?............ Nut sack???... OHHHHH MJ....