menstrual cycle

So I'm taking anatomy this semester and I like to tell Shaun some things that I learn in class.

Me:  I didn't know that your blood in the menstrual cycle that comes out was for the baby.
Shaun: Huh? So It's like cleaning your pipes?
Me: Huh?
Shaun: So it's like cleaning out your pipes.
Me: No, I didn't know that the blood..
Shaun: Uh huh..
Me:  ...that comes out is to prepare for the baby.
Shaun:  Sooooo the baby eats the blood?
Me: WHAT?!?!
Shaun:  So the baby eats the blood?!?
Me:  [The blood] is the breaking down of the uterine wall..
Shaun:...
Me: Where do you think the umbilical cord is hooked up to?!
Shaun: So that's where they eat the blood?

delirious

I fell asleep early and I asked Shaun to play on my account of Lord of the Rings Online (lotro).  There is a treasure hunt event going on for only the weekend  where if you dig up a 'huge' treasure you can possibly get free mounts: cave-claw horse, treasure horse, and treasure goat. Shaun already got the treasure goat and horse so I wanted two also.  He went to sleep late and when he went to bed I got up to see what he got me.  The one 'huge treasure chest' he got me was the treasure horse! Anyway,  after I played lotro for a bit, I couldn't go back to sleep so I tried waking him up.

Me: Diyu? Diyu are you too tired to play Shadow of the Colossus?
Shaun: Huh?
Me: Are you too tired to play?
Shaun: Hmm?
Me: Are you too tired to play the Shadow of the Colossus?
Shaun: Sometimes.. sometimes I use that.. if the situation comes up..
Me: HUH? Use what?
Shaun: Sometimes I use that button..
Me: Use what button?
Shaun: That button that you were talking about..
Me: Shadow of the Colossus?
Shaun: Yeah.
Me: Diyu, I was asking if you were too tired to play Shadow of the Colossus. (I start to laugh like crazy)
Shaun: What's wrong with you?
Me: (Still laughing like crazy) 'sometimes i use the button' 'what button?'..
Shaun: Why are you still laughing?.. See that's what happens when someone wakes me up so early.  I'm delirious.

I'll be

For those who don't know, we both got a car accident where I lost my leg and messed up Shaun from head to toe.  Our injuries were so bad that we were both in the hospital for about a month.  So now I kind of have the hang of just using one crutch and I have a problem of stairs and stepping down.  We're at the Gilroy Outlets because I had to return something and after we were done, we headed to the car.

Me: Diyu can you help me step down?
Shaun: No.
Me: Diyuuu..
Shaun: No..... Okay if you give me your crutch and I'll be your Caine. Hahah

That made me laugh and smile because it was SO CORNY!

Dry skin

I'm always fascinated how dry Shaun's scalp gets and he gets the biggest dandruff. (By the way, the picture with dandruff were only the smallest pieces.) We are at morning count and I pick out the ones I see and put them all on his phone. He opens his window halfway to dump them. He hits the window with his phone and turns his hand to throw them out at once so all the dandruff falls into his car. He looks at me knowing he did something dumb. Hahaha

El manana x work

Shaun and I are working on Stevens Creek right now and I wanted to listen to The Singles Collection of Gorillaz.  He starts singing Clint Eastwood so I decided to change it to El Manana.


Shaun: The Manana. Hahahahaha
Me: -_- the Manana?....... the Manana?
Shaun: Hahahaha wait what does el mean? Hahahaha


We're still at count and we have to record our last numbers so I ask him for his numbers.
Shaun: (for cars going straight) 9391
I write it down.
Shaun: 9319
Me: what?
(We never had no more than 3000 cars in the 2 hours we count) He looks at his numbers and looks at the paper then did a double take until he knew he messed up the numbers.
Shaun: 1319
It's probably not as funny but sounded pretty confident in those numbers.


Anyway, even though we don't really celebrate it, Happy Valentine's Day!

Call!

Well I totally forgot we had work today and was playing lotro (Lord of the Rings Online) with Shaun until like 1 am. We had to wake up at 545.  So I went to sleep right away and Shaun goes to bed after I do.  I get woken up by

Shaun: CALL L****!!! (It was some name that started with an L and it wasn't anyone that we knew of.)
Me: call L****??
Shaun: huh? Oh.... hehe

Shaun screaming in the middle of the night saying some dude's name we don't even know..

Then just before I started this post he puts his hand in front of my forehead and flicks me!

Shaun: (laughing and scared for his life jk) I didn't mean to! It was an accident! It was an accident! Hahaha I'm sorry it was an accident! Hahahah.. I was holding (the position) pretty hard but I didn't mean to do it! Haha and then he tries the same thing and almost hits me again! And of course is still laughing.