elevators

Shaun and I received a voucher to Grand Sierra Resort in Reno, NV to 2 free nights.  Ate dinner, fell asleep and got ready for the next day.  We were going to visit stores and shop and whatever else came to mind.  We leave the hotel room and approach the elevators and he stops.

Me: What are you doing?
Shaun: Hahahah Oh yeah I thought they opened on their own.

Sweet nothings

Me (whispering in his ear): Sweet nothing sweet nothing sweet nothing sweet nothing..
Shaun: I don't want that
Me: But its supposed to be romantic
Shaun: there's nothing romantic about your stupid
Me: YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Shaun: Huh I didn't say that!
Me: Yea that's what you said! That's why I said you were mean!
Shaun:....That's not what I said in my head..

Him laughing and repeating there's nothing romantic about 'you're stupid'

pier 1

We were watching re-runs of Friends and a Pier 1 commerical comes on...

Shaun: Have you been there? Is that the one in SF?
Me: No. There's one onnnnnn.... Blossom Hill. It's small the last time I went.
Shaun:  Is it like the one in SF?  Is it like the one on the pier?
Me: ......?????
Shaun: I don't know. That's what I think when I hear 'pier'!

IRL

I was holding Kaji and scratching his tummy between me and Shaun.  Kaji has kind of gotten used to it where he's on his back and us scratching his tummy where can start to fall asleep.

Shaun: I wish I can fall asleep that fast.
Me: Yeah you do.
Shaun: That fast?!
Me: Yeah, like that night where you had to study hella late.
Shaun: Yesterday.. I mean 2 days ago..
Me: Yeah, you were hella snoring too, non-stop.  Remember when I told you I couldn't sleep the whole night? You didn't stop snoring.
Shaun: Really? You should've woke me up. Why didn't you wake me up in real life?

hawaii

I brought my mom to the airport Friday morning.  Shaun was at his house because Ammy had appointment that morning. Fast forward to Saturday night:

Shaun: Where's your mom?
Me: What?
Shaun: Where's your mom? It's late and I haven't seen her yet.
Me:  I want you to process what you just said.
Shaun: ...... Oh wait she's in Hawaii. Hahaha
Me: (Staring at him) ....................
Shaun: (Giving me the finger) You can shut the fuck up.

Prince Harry in Vegas

SUPER late post that I saved in draft and forgot to post.  Shaun and I watching t.v. with those news commercial. This was us find out about Prince Harry in Vegas...

Shaun: Prince Harry has pictures of him in Vegas partying naked. So sad..
Me: Why?
Shaun: Why do this when you have Kate at home?
Me: ....This is going in the blog.
Shaun: Huh? Why?
Me: Prince HARRY?
Shaun: Why who's...
Me: William
Shaun: Ohhhhh shhiittt.

never nighttime

My mom bought us tickets to watch Phantom of the Opera and it was AMAZINGGGGG!!!! We were getting close to starting time and we were waiting for my mom to catch up behind us.

Me: Oh we should take a picture here... Oh nevermind we'll do it after we watch.
Shaun: Do it now because it's going to get dark.
Me: Seriously?! We're indoors. It's not going to be fake nighttime.
Shaun: OH. RIGHT. hahah

hot pockets

We came back from Mammoth Lakes and we were hungryyyy. I told Shaun to go heat up some Hot Pockets and this is what he came back with.

Me: Why are these (the cardboards) burnt? Did you put them in the cardboard?
Shaun: Yes.
Me: Did you put them in the cardboard?
Shaun:....Noo.... hahaha

higher

I was telling Shaun to guess the amount of this product.  It's a boat that fits 10 people and has a bbq grill in the middle.

Shaun: $500
Me: No. It's a boat.
Shaun: Fine. $700.
Me: No. Higher.
Shaun: $1000.
Me: Higher.
Shaun: $15,000.
Me: Higher.
Shaun: $20,000.
Me: No, Higher.
Shaun: $14,000.

I gave him a weird look and he starts laughing at himself.

BTW it costs $50,000 and I want one.

victorious x kardashians

So we were watching a re-run of Victorious of yesterday.  The intro song starts playing..

Shaun: OHHH, Tori is bold because her name is Tori...
Me: Really?! you're only getting that NOW?!
 


 THEN watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

Shaun: They live in Casablancas too?
Me: Calabasas?
Shaun: Ohhh.. (10 seconds later) What was it again? Casaaa..... blancas?

I haven't been on Neogaf for awhile and the one thread that I can always go back to is "Pics that make you laugh."  I was showing Shaun this picture:

Me: Look Diyu, isn't this funny..
Shaun: I don't get it.
Me: WHAT?! What do you mean you don't get it?
Shaun: What's the baking soda for?
Me: What do you think it's for?
Shaun: I don't know.... I kind of get it. Tell me.
Me: No, YOU tell me what you see.
Shaun: A guy robbed a store with a big ass gun..
Me: IT'S A STORY NOW?!?!
Shaun: Well I see money..
Me: Baking soda... powder... then you open the tea bag and what would that look like...?
Shaun: Tea?? I get it coke and tea....because they're black and they like tea?
Me: Nooo, you open it up and it looks like....????
Shaun: A tea bag?............ Nut sack???... OHHHHH MJ....

driving my mom around

So we went to have lunch with my mom in Palo Alto.  My mom is iffy about food trucks and doesn't really know about the new generation of them.  I found out that Mogos Bbq, a Korean taco truck, was down the street to her work so we decided to take her there even though we JUST ate Korean food.  She doesn't understand that the truck doesn't go to the same location unless it's a food truck event.  She asked them the same question about if they go there everyday and Shaun got embarrassed and started walking away.  I thought that was really funny because my mom couldn't stop asking the guy questions.

ANYWAYYY about Shaun...

Shaun was driving us and we were about to leave the parking lot.

Me: DIYU! You're going the wrong way.
My Mom: Ay Apo!
Shaun: Is that a dog or something?
Me: HAHAHAHA

starbucks vs. a real estate compapny

So for work, there are a few times where we can count inside restaurant or something.  We are at afternoon count and I told Shaun to get me a passion tea, sweetened and scout if there was anywhere to sit.  He gets out of the car and I see a lot of people walk into Starbucks before him.  I don't know why, but he walks in the real estate company instead!! He turns around and starts laughing as he walks in the right door. It's like he didn't know where Starbucks was.. We were counting across from it in the morning!
(Sorry for poor picture, Shaun needs to clean his car.)

vocab lesson #1

Shaun's vocabulary:

Pint: read as in hint.

Quint Insessial: He told me his love for me was quint insessial.

nopales en penca x microwave

A couple things happened last week. 1) I was looking through the sales and ads that come in the mail.  Among the ads there was one from Lucky 7 which is a Mexican supermarket in the area.

Shaun: What does nopales en penca mean?
Me: Cactus?
Shaun: Really?
Me: Yeah, read it. It's right there.
Shaun: You learned it in spanish?
Me: Nooo, it's right there in red.
He still couldn't find it so I had to actually point it out for him. 
Shaun: Hahaha Ohhh... I didn't see it.

2) I came back to Tala's birthday lunch and we didn't get any food for Shaun and he didn't want us, my mom and I, to go out of the way to get food.  So I told him to finish the mac and cheese from the other day.  He stuck it in the microwave to heat.  With my back to the microwave

Me: Where's the lid (so I could use it as a plate for snacks.)
Shaun: In the microwave.
Me: AND you covered it?
Shaun:.. HAHAHAHA.. yeah.. hahahah.

Believe it or not he took that 2nd picture of his own stupidity.

EEEP Missiles

Shaun and I were heading back to my house from Morgan Hill when he a line in the sky (see picture). Shaun decides to scream while I'm looking at my phone.

Shaun: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Me: (startled and looking around to see what happened) What?
Shaun: THERE'S A MISSILE IN THE SKY!!!!!
Me: Uh, no Diyu that's a jet.
Shaun: Oh... Really?
Me: Yeahh.

blind with love

Shaun and I had a disagreement on something and this was his response to ignore me.

Shaun: I can't hear you I'm blind with love.

Lion King Flames

We're at our friend's, Diana, house and we were semi-watching Lion King and all the stuff we never noticed and wouldn't be true in real life. We were at the part where Scar dies and the flames come up to hide him dying.

Shaun: Haha it turns into a blob.
Me: No the flames come up and hide it.
2 minutes later..
Shaun: Do flames cast shadows?
Me: Uhhhhh. Yeah, it's light.

Mentats

Shaun were talking about dogs wet noses and how it's a myth.  I couldn't think of the word (myth) at first and Shaun just finish playing Fall Out: New Vegas.  So I was thinking of how people eat Mentos with Soda, but I couldn't think of what that was called either so I asked Shaun.

Me: What's it called when people eat Mentos and Soda together.
Shaun: ???  I was like dude it's Mentats. What the hell is wrong with her....  Hehehe (silent laugh to himself) Mentats... Yeahhh

For some reason I knew he would say Mentats (kind of because I was thinking it too, BUT I wasn't dumb enough to mix pills from a game to a real life candy.) For those who don't know Mentats are  considered a drug in the game, but gives you a minor boost.  So while he was laughing to himself I knew the words: urban legend and myth were the words I was looking for.  Also during this time, I realized it was Pop Rocks not Mentos. Haha 

kaji's age

Shaun was telling Kaji that he's old and then he starts making fun of him because of it.

Shaun: (To Kaji) Ha ha you're old.  (To me) How old is he again?
Me: '04.
Shaun: So 8.
Me: No 7
Shaun: Yeah 8.
Me: No because his birthday is in December.
Shaun: (To Kaji) You're old. You're 35.
(I give him a weird look.)
Shaun: Is he? No he's 49.
I'm still looking at him weird to see if he'll second guess himself.
Shaun: 49.... right? Do you know?
Me: Yes.
Shaun: Is it 49?
FINALLY he does the calculations himself to find out that he was right awhile ago.

Study

I'm having a test next week on the skeleton and I like to point them out on either myself or Shaun. So I was doing the parts of his sternum when he said something real corny to me.

Shaun: I love when you study my body baby.

Ugh. No thanks. I started laughing because it was so bad.

menstrual cycle

So I'm taking anatomy this semester and I like to tell Shaun some things that I learn in class.

Me:  I didn't know that your blood in the menstrual cycle that comes out was for the baby.
Shaun: Huh? So It's like cleaning your pipes?
Me: Huh?
Shaun: So it's like cleaning out your pipes.
Me: No, I didn't know that the blood..
Shaun: Uh huh..
Me:  ...that comes out is to prepare for the baby.
Shaun:  Sooooo the baby eats the blood?
Me: WHAT?!?!
Shaun:  So the baby eats the blood?!?
Me:  [The blood] is the breaking down of the uterine wall..
Shaun:...
Me: Where do you think the umbilical cord is hooked up to?!
Shaun: So that's where they eat the blood?

delirious

I fell asleep early and I asked Shaun to play on my account of Lord of the Rings Online (lotro).  There is a treasure hunt event going on for only the weekend  where if you dig up a 'huge' treasure you can possibly get free mounts: cave-claw horse, treasure horse, and treasure goat. Shaun already got the treasure goat and horse so I wanted two also.  He went to sleep late and when he went to bed I got up to see what he got me.  The one 'huge treasure chest' he got me was the treasure horse! Anyway,  after I played lotro for a bit, I couldn't go back to sleep so I tried waking him up.

Me: Diyu? Diyu are you too tired to play Shadow of the Colossus?
Shaun: Huh?
Me: Are you too tired to play?
Shaun: Hmm?
Me: Are you too tired to play the Shadow of the Colossus?
Shaun: Sometimes.. sometimes I use that.. if the situation comes up..
Me: HUH? Use what?
Shaun: Sometimes I use that button..
Me: Use what button?
Shaun: That button that you were talking about..
Me: Shadow of the Colossus?
Shaun: Yeah.
Me: Diyu, I was asking if you were too tired to play Shadow of the Colossus. (I start to laugh like crazy)
Shaun: What's wrong with you?
Me: (Still laughing like crazy) 'sometimes i use the button' 'what button?'..
Shaun: Why are you still laughing?.. See that's what happens when someone wakes me up so early.  I'm delirious.

I'll be

For those who don't know, we both got a car accident where I lost my leg and messed up Shaun from head to toe.  Our injuries were so bad that we were both in the hospital for about a month.  So now I kind of have the hang of just using one crutch and I have a problem of stairs and stepping down.  We're at the Gilroy Outlets because I had to return something and after we were done, we headed to the car.

Me: Diyu can you help me step down?
Shaun: No.
Me: Diyuuu..
Shaun: No..... Okay if you give me your crutch and I'll be your Caine. Hahah

That made me laugh and smile because it was SO CORNY!

Dry skin

I'm always fascinated how dry Shaun's scalp gets and he gets the biggest dandruff. (By the way, the picture with dandruff were only the smallest pieces.) We are at morning count and I pick out the ones I see and put them all on his phone. He opens his window halfway to dump them. He hits the window with his phone and turns his hand to throw them out at once so all the dandruff falls into his car. He looks at me knowing he did something dumb. Hahaha

El manana x work

Shaun and I are working on Stevens Creek right now and I wanted to listen to The Singles Collection of Gorillaz.  He starts singing Clint Eastwood so I decided to change it to El Manana.


Shaun: The Manana. Hahahahaha
Me: -_- the Manana?....... the Manana?
Shaun: Hahahaha wait what does el mean? Hahahaha


We're still at count and we have to record our last numbers so I ask him for his numbers.
Shaun: (for cars going straight) 9391
I write it down.
Shaun: 9319
Me: what?
(We never had no more than 3000 cars in the 2 hours we count) He looks at his numbers and looks at the paper then did a double take until he knew he messed up the numbers.
Shaun: 1319
It's probably not as funny but sounded pretty confident in those numbers.


Anyway, even though we don't really celebrate it, Happy Valentine's Day!

Call!

Well I totally forgot we had work today and was playing lotro (Lord of the Rings Online) with Shaun until like 1 am. We had to wake up at 545.  So I went to sleep right away and Shaun goes to bed after I do.  I get woken up by

Shaun: CALL L****!!! (It was some name that started with an L and it wasn't anyone that we knew of.)
Me: call L****??
Shaun: huh? Oh.... hehe

Shaun screaming in the middle of the night saying some dude's name we don't even know..

Then just before I started this post he puts his hand in front of my forehead and flicks me!

Shaun: (laughing and scared for his life jk) I didn't mean to! It was an accident! It was an accident! Hahaha I'm sorry it was an accident! Hahahah.. I was holding (the position) pretty hard but I didn't mean to do it! Haha and then he tries the same thing and almost hits me again! And of course is still laughing.

who is she?

So I was talking to my cousin, Kyle, on the phone about going Fanime this year and that he already per-registered so it's cheaper than paying the day of.

Me (to Shaun): Diyu, we're going right?
Shaun: What if I don't want to go?
Me (to Kyle): He doesn't want to go.
Kyle:  So it'll be me and his girlfriend hahaha
Me (to Shaun): So it'll be Kyle and your girlfriend.
Shaun: Who? Who's my girlfriend?
Me: Seriously?! Who is your girlfriend?

elevators x wordfued

We were in Reno for the past weekend thanks to Grand Sierra and giving FREE rooms for 2 nights. yay.  Saturday night I got really sore from walking around so we had to borrow a wheelchair from the hotel.  We were going down to meet the others at the Lodge buffet for dinner.  I was on the phone talking to Justin and Shaun pushes me into the elevator so that I'm facing the wall and not the door.  There's another girl that was already in there.  The elevator opens and Shaun starts to wheel me out.  I turned around and there's a lady that's waiting to go into the elevator. I'm almost out of the elevator..

Lady outside elevator: Uhhh.. this is the 3rd floor.
Shaun: (looks around) OH haha. (Wheels me in back into the elevator)
Girl inside elevator: haha it's okay I did that earlier too.
Me inside the whole time shaking me head while still talking to Justin.
Shaun: (laughing to himself)



When we got home today Shaun was playing Wordfeud against me on his Nook Color.  I was trying to look over to see what letters he had, but he wouldn't let me see even though it was still loading.  So I tried to look at his glasses to see the reflection, but it was taking too long to load and he caught me trying to see so he took off his glasses.  Once it loaded he didn't notice me that I could see his letters.

Me: I I N P R..
Shaun: (catches me looking) DENG I thought you saw my letters in the reflection in my eyes.. I was like 'wtf you could be an agent or something' haha

winne the pooh x apples

So we were watching t.v. and I was telling Shaun that the Mc Donald's commercial about the apple tree sounds like the Winne the Pooh song.

Shaun: ♫ Winne the Pooh.. Winne the Pooh.. ♪
Me: Nooooo the other one.. the hella old one with Christopher Robin.
Shaun: ♫ Winne the Pooh.. Winne the Pooh.. ♪
Me: Noo. This one. 

I can't believe that he's never heard of this song and we're only MONTHS apart... oh well, brings back memories for me.

camera phones

I don't know if it's because we've been nocturnal recently or what, but it takes a way longer time to get jokes.  I was looking on a thread of pics that make you laugh on neogaf and I showed him this picture:

Shaun: I don't get it.
Me: What do people take pictures of themselves in the mirror?
Shaun: What?....Myspace?
Me: -_- WHAT DO PEOPLE USE TO TAKE PICTURES IN THE MIRROR?
Shaun: I don't know...
Me: CAMERA PHONES!!!!!
Shaun: oh are they like making fun of the "phone"... (yes, he actually used the air quotation marks and I stopped listening to him because I gave up at that point.)

the soup x celebrity rehab

Once again it was past 2 a.m. and we were watching The Soup on E! We watch an old episode and they were talking about Michael Lohan arguing with Kate Major (episode: you're killing me- 2:04) She asks him "Why the f*** are you with me?" and Lohan responds "because you put it in every part of your body, that's why." I started laughing and I looked at Shaun thinking he got it too but nope.

Shaun: What? I don't get it.
Me:....
Shaun: What? Can you just tell me?..... Don't put this in your blog.
Me:.....
Shaun: OHHHHH, I get it. 'you put it in every part of your body.' hehehehe