This is halloween

So I was showing this to Shaun...(which is AWESOME btw!)


Shaun: Is this someone's house?
Me: (sarcastic) Noo.
Shaun: Well I don't know. It could be at Disneyland or something.
Then in the video a car goes by.

My set of GTI keys

As you can see in the picture, this is where our keys go at my house.  It's a bit hard to understand the picture, but all the way to the left is my Mazda and Shaun's GTI spare keys on one keychain.  The green Lego set is Shaun's and the red is mine.  Last night Shaun was putting my set of keys on there and he turns and was all worried..


Shaun: Diyu..
Me: Huh?
Shaun: Where's my key? (Talking about my spare to his GTI)
Me:...

Shaun: The one that I gave you.

Me: What?! Turn around..(I wait for him to realize it and turn around..) OHHHHH

bathroom time

We were at Shaun's house and he has that type of bathroom where there's a door between the 2 sinks and the toilet.  I usually just close the main door and leave the second door open so you can tell the toilet isn't right next to the door.  I told Shaun that I was going to shower, but I had to poop first.  (Don't like the visual? Sucks for you!) I turned on the shower to get it ready and Shaun opened the door because he had to go to the bathroom too..

Shaun: Dammit!
(He held held his breath assuming that I already pooped.)
Me: What?! I didn't do it yet!
Shaun:Why does it stink then?
Me: What the heck are you talking about? I didn't do anything yet!
Shaun: OH, maybe it's my fart. Hehehehe........ It's really stinky... hehehehehe

black heff

We were watching last week's episode of The Soup and they show a clip of this guy calls himself Black Heff.  In the clip he was showing how inside you can stack 2 giraffes to the ceiling and they still wouldn't touch each other.  I looked it up after and apparently it's actually a reality show. The more you know (insert shooting star here.)


ANYWAY..

Me:  So dumb. He's just doing this for the girls and it's not even a business part.
Shaun: Yeah... I don't understand what Heff stands for.
Me: (Stares at him)
Shaun: OH, Hugh Hefner.

Maybe he said something dumb this time because we did watch The Soup at 2 in the morning...(I'm hoping that's the reason.)

Ulta hotel key

We actually went to Oklahoma for Daniel's graduation, shopping, and gambling. Anyways, the 2nd day were there we were going back to the hotel room and I told Shaun to get my wallet because the card key was in there. I was a few feet away from him so I don't know what he's getting from my wallet...

Shaun: It doesn't work.
Me: Try the other way.
Shaun: It doesn't work.
I get closer.
Me: (seeing what what he really pulled out of my wallet) Really? Look what you're using.
Shaun: What? (Doesn't see anything wrong.)
Me: You're using the Ulta card.
Shaun: Well I don't know. I never seen you use this card before.
Me: Uh yeah.. because I hardly go there.
Shaun: Well.. I don't know.
Me: Diyu.. the cards don't even look the same!

Yeah an all orange Ulta card vs. a white, orange, and gray card with a stripe on the back AND it says welcome with the hotel name on the front.