elevators

Shaun and I received a voucher to Grand Sierra Resort in Reno, NV to 2 free nights.  Ate dinner, fell asleep and got ready for the next day.  We were going to visit stores and shop and whatever else came to mind.  We leave the hotel room and approach the elevators and he stops.

Me: What are you doing?
Shaun: Hahahah Oh yeah I thought they opened on their own.

Sweet nothings

Me (whispering in his ear): Sweet nothing sweet nothing sweet nothing sweet nothing..
Shaun: I don't want that
Me: But its supposed to be romantic
Shaun: there's nothing romantic about your stupid
Me: YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Shaun: Huh I didn't say that!
Me: Yea that's what you said! That's why I said you were mean!
Shaun:....That's not what I said in my head..

Him laughing and repeating there's nothing romantic about 'you're stupid'

pier 1

We were watching re-runs of Friends and a Pier 1 commerical comes on...

Shaun: Have you been there? Is that the one in SF?
Me: No. There's one onnnnnn.... Blossom Hill. It's small the last time I went.
Shaun:  Is it like the one in SF?  Is it like the one on the pier?
Me: ......?????
Shaun: I don't know. That's what I think when I hear 'pier'!

IRL

I was holding Kaji and scratching his tummy between me and Shaun.  Kaji has kind of gotten used to it where he's on his back and us scratching his tummy where can start to fall asleep.

Shaun: I wish I can fall asleep that fast.
Me: Yeah you do.
Shaun: That fast?!
Me: Yeah, like that night where you had to study hella late.
Shaun: Yesterday.. I mean 2 days ago..
Me: Yeah, you were hella snoring too, non-stop.  Remember when I told you I couldn't sleep the whole night? You didn't stop snoring.
Shaun: Really? You should've woke me up. Why didn't you wake me up in real life?

hawaii

I brought my mom to the airport Friday morning.  Shaun was at his house because Ammy had appointment that morning. Fast forward to Saturday night:

Shaun: Where's your mom?
Me: What?
Shaun: Where's your mom? It's late and I haven't seen her yet.
Me:  I want you to process what you just said.
Shaun: ...... Oh wait she's in Hawaii. Hahaha
Me: (Staring at him) ....................
Shaun: (Giving me the finger) You can shut the fuck up.

Prince Harry in Vegas

SUPER late post that I saved in draft and forgot to post.  Shaun and I watching t.v. with those news commercial. This was us find out about Prince Harry in Vegas...

Shaun: Prince Harry has pictures of him in Vegas partying naked. So sad..
Me: Why?
Shaun: Why do this when you have Kate at home?
Me: ....This is going in the blog.
Shaun: Huh? Why?
Me: Prince HARRY?
Shaun: Why who's...
Me: William
Shaun: Ohhhhh shhiittt.

never nighttime

My mom bought us tickets to watch Phantom of the Opera and it was AMAZINGGGGG!!!! We were getting close to starting time and we were waiting for my mom to catch up behind us.

Me: Oh we should take a picture here... Oh nevermind we'll do it after we watch.
Shaun: Do it now because it's going to get dark.
Me: Seriously?! We're indoors. It's not going to be fake nighttime.
Shaun: OH. RIGHT. hahah